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(Creativus Pretentious)

Natural habitats are coffee shops, book stores, and bars. Individual members of the species will vary greatly in look, with hair colors ranging from blue to blonde, though the species is easily recognizeable as a whole by its flighty nature and refusal to subscribe to any sort of interspecies conventions of fashion or taste. Diet in the wild includes coffee, fermented fruit products, the leaves of the tobacco plant, and cloves.

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