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(Scholarshippus Athleticus)

Natural habitats include baseball fields and keg parties. Though typically dimwitted, this species has shown great aptitude with tools such as golf clubs and table saws. Some studies suggest that this species is at odds with most other species in its environment, but it continues to flourish thanks to its favored status amongst administrators. In captivity specimens will eat anything, but natural diet seems to consist of fermented grain products and the leaves of the cannibis plant.