(Cannibus Abstractus)

Due to shrinking natural habitat, a wildlife preserve for this species has been set up at Alexander Hall. Wild habitats include parks, communes, and Widespread Panic concerts. This species seems to have very few survival skills, and despite a species history of tool usage most specimens seem to eschew any sort of skillful manipulation of media. The species continues to flourish, however, through aggressive protective measures by the administration. Natural diet seems to consist mostly of fermented grain products, the leaves of the cannibis plant, and pizza, particularly of the Mellow Mushroom variety.